Dear David Karp,

margaretmead:

We all know you’re the coolest social media founder. You’re the most attractive. The least sketchy. The least “Tom”.

Your website is really awesome.

But you know what makes it even better?

Missing E.

Now, despite what you’ve tried to convince us, we all know that Missing E isn’t a browser hack. It’s not a virus, or malware. It’s not some sentient Tron-esque program trying to take over the world. It’s not Skynet. 

It’s just a browser extension run and maintained by some really talented programmers, who MADE YOUR WEBSITE BETTER.

So stop being a petulant child, and either hire them or buy the extension. You can afford it. You have over $40 million in funding for the damn website. Imagine how much you could get if it ACTUALLY WORKED. 

Just think about it.

Sincerely, 

The Bloggers.

(Source: siuilaruinismoving, via tal9000)

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